Alan MacVicar Blogs

  • Wildlife Photography

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    WARNING: THE FOLLOWING POST INCLUDES A GRAPHIC PHOTO As I approach my golden years (wait a minute, if you are already 58 years old, does that mean you are already IN your golden years?), I am always looking for other hobbies, otherwise known as side hustles, to supplement my income as a healthcare worker. One…

  • Put a Shirt On!

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    I used to run bare chested. I don’t anymore and if you are a man, I suggest you don’t either. Not sure how you feel about things here but I can unequivocally say that no one needs to see your man boobs flopping around as you run down the street. I will now double down.…

  • Grocery Store Shenanigans

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    Or was it tomfoolery? It was something alright. In a previous post I wrote about how you can make grocery shopping ‘fun’, or make it into a competition or game. And before you know it, you might think of grocery shopping in a less onerous light. You might even look forward to it. Yeah right.…

  • I’ve Fallen and I Can’t Get Up

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    As I laid there on my back on the icy driveway, staring up at the stark, early morning winter sky, I was in shock. I had become the meme from decades ago, ‘I’ve fallen and I can’t get up’…at least not right away. Except I didn’t have a personal alarm system of a lifeline pendant…

  • My First Dry February

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    I can’t believe I did it. A whole month. Not one drop and let me tell you it was hard. I never thought I had the willpower to complete a whole month but once I started getting a few days under my belt, I built up some momentum – momentum that carried me through the…

  • I Live With a Ninja

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    It’s true, this isn’t just hyperbole. I want to shout this from the roof tops but I am deathly afraid of heights, so I will just say it from the streets. That is, I have lived with a Ninja for the last 10 years and not once has it let me down. Never. And it…

  • Breakfast Cereal Angst

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    As I walked down the cereal aisle of Loblaws this morning (a price gouging grocery chain here in Canada), I took my sweet time and took it all in. You see, I am still off work still recovering from COVID and seeing that I am no longer infectious, (2 lines on the rapid antigen test…

  • I Slept in on a Monday!

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    Yeah I did. First of all, I am not retired. Just tired. At the ripe old age of 57, soon to be 58 ( March 1st by the way if you are thinking of getting me a present), I am still working for the man…and the woman…for that matter. Yes, cue the finger violins please.…

  • Should I Use A.I. to Write?

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    Hello again, First of all, want to thank those of you who have read my posts and even liked them so far…very grateful that you have taken the time out of a busy day to read the ramblings of a middle aged man that fancies himself as a funny guy/writer….(wow, just like that I went…

  • How to Enjoy Grocery Shopping…More?

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    Hello again, Feeling the writing vibe so I’m going to keep this writing train moving…..choo choo! (Seeing that trains are not propelled by steam anymore this gratuitous sound bite is outdated but please play along and don’t disembark from the metaphor). FIrst of all, you are probably asking yourself, “did I read the title correctly?”…